i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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