Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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