She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle