Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

oh yeah... my b.

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(702): View more from Nevada

We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?

(1-702): View more from Nevada

Yes and so do I

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(217): View more from Illinois

if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life

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(604): View more from British Columbia

ttyl tear gas

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(703): View more from Virginia

Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.

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(813): View more from Florida

Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult

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(650): View more from California

At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?

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(703): View more from Virginia

Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green

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