"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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