I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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