Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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