hotel room ftw
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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