So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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