i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.