so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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