I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Screwed.edu
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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