You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
