i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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