Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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