there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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