just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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