and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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