Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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