what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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