I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
We had sex on a dog bed..
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018