I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late