My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Porn is love you can see.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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