That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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