i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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