I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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