His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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