I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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