You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Actions speak louder than pants.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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