check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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