: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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