from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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