Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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