I'm eating all of the evidence.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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