he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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