Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.