I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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