Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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