Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
