who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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