Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
They have beer where we have blood.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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