I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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