im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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