yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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