just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you didnt know i had herpes?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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