did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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