That's intense
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
