the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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