guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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