No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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