Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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