so that wasnt chicken after all
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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