IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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