I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm at about main and main street
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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