why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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