when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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